How to get drunk just in minutes!!!!

[acolyte_to_jippity]

god damn i love this place. outside of michelle's post, this thread is setting up to be fucking hilarious.

[Carmichal]

god damn i love this place. outside of michelle's post, this thread is setting up to be fucking hilarious.

Negative Nancy? Is that you?

[Assassin]

Negative Nancy? Is that you?

No no ...his name is brett....I mean I know it's hard to read and all but it's there...and he's right.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

No no ...his name is brett....I mean I know it's hard to read and all but it's there...and he's right.

what?

she was talking to me i think.

my name's not brett.

[Carmichal]

No no ...his name is brett....I mean I know it's hard to read and all but it's there...and he's right.

Aco=Brett= negative Nancy... fascinating.

Also the skid mark is right I was referring to him.

[Nemesis]

You know the difference between Mexico and Puerto "Too fucking poor to be Mexico" Rico is? And just before you get the answer to that, please scream loudly to yourself, asking if anyone actually gives a fuck which island the tomato pickers sail from.

I see how you are confused with "Dirty Mexican" as all your life you've been this way, so it's somewhat of a redundant statement. I can just call you "Mexican" everyone here will already know you're dirty. Also Spanish are people too, they're from Spain, asshat. I'd say buy a map, but with what money? Plus they're too big to steal as you'd cut yourself trying to role it up like a human being would.

Pattern? I've never seen you before but lets list why I hope the things you love the most catch fire:
1. You think you're accepted here
2. You think being drunk makes you cool, which means you're 13, and not.
3. You do coke? Good for you Lindsey Lohan...
4. Did you really put Desperate Housewives or The Real Cuntfaces of Atlanta or whatever in your signature? Really? Get Cancer.
5. You probably play soccer.
6. You think you're accepted here.

Your mother had two cunts, you are one of them.

[Joee]

Now this is what I call Entertainment, followed by an off topic pattern, I will clarify that I live in PR (in the Caribbean) and I'm proud of it, also i don't even get mad if someone call me Mexican because i speak Spanish, however most people, and i say most people without mentioning the most moronic ones, don't even know that Spanish is the second most spoken language in the world, however Mexico is right under the United States of America(that explain alot) but the most moronic ones think Mexico/Mexican is all who speak Spanish, unfortunately the most Moronic ones are located inside the American continent(without generalizing) which is a shame the level of education this guys have, regarding this topics.

Software/Tools for the making of this:
1: Google Translate

Optionals used:
1: 2x Hotdogs with Ketchup and Mustard
2: 1x Roast chicken hip
3: 1x Cinnamon Roll
4: 12oz of milk
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---------- Post added at 01:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:35 PM ----------

You know the difference between Mexico and Puerto "Too fucking poor to be Mexico" Rico is? And just before you get the answer to that, please scream loudly to yourself, asking if anyone actually gives a fuck which island the tomato pickers sail from.

I see how you are confused with "Dirty Mexican" as all your life you've been this way, so it's somewhat of a redundant statement. I can just call you "Mexican" everyone here will already know you're dirty. Also Spanish are people too, they're from Spain, asshat. I'd say buy a map, but with what money? Plus they're too big to steal as you'd cut yourself trying to role it up like a human being would.

Pattern? I've never seen you before but lets list why I hope the things you love the most catch fire:
1. You think you're accepted here
2. You think being drunk makes you cool, which means you're 13, and not.
3. You do coke? Good for you Lindsey Lohan...
4. Did you really put Desperate Housewives or The Real Cuntfaces of Atlanta or whatever in your signature? Really? Get Cancer.
5. You probably play soccer.
6. You think you're accepted here.

Your mother had two cunts, you are one of them.

Calm down girl, don't raise your voice at me, now go to your room

[-=Toy=-=Québec=-FR]

A bigot (in modern usage) is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from their own or intolerant of people of different ethnicity, race, or class...

[Nemesis]

Any one have any idea what the Mexican is saying? I started reading but don't really care where the spics are from, all of which, by the way, are in the "American continent"...assclown.

I guess they don't teach you how to count in Mexico either, as when something is like 12th on the list, that doesn't make it second.

Your mother should have drank more when she was pregnant.

[Joee]

Any one have any idea what the Mexican is saying? I started reading but don't really care where the spics are from, all of which, by the way, are in the "American continent"...assclown.

I guess they don't teach you how to count in Mexico either, as when something is like 12th on the list, that doesn't make it second.

Your mother should have drank more when she was pregnant.

I just realized that you are one of those Moronic, every one with a right mind should know what i'm saying, so... tell me who is the tool now, also i really enjoy how you finish your comments saying: "your mother..... blah blah blah" like a kid lol, you are being ridiculous to be honest, also i think every one who read your comments will think you are a badass, I bet you're a weak pussy like most lol.