How Did You Find Out Santa Isn’t Real?

[maynard]

Santa IS real.

Fucking faggot how dare you.

shit just got real

[Rage]

When my grandfather was pretending to be Santa and fell off the roof... Oh the memories lmao

[Carmichal]

I have always been the suspicious one in my family, and I often snoop for my answers. I seriously should be a secret agent.

Before Christmas one year I looked through garbage cans and found wrapping paper. Same wrapping paper on the gifts that year. I was the first of my friends to ruin Christmas for everyone else.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Now we are in eight grade

this explains a shitload about you.