Cinco de Mayo

[maynard]

all you do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time

not sure what this means... but it did make me laugh pretty good.

[Chikun]

You know you've failed pretty bad when you start a thread and it derails into talking about hockey.

[brett friggin favre]

Any chance you could fight it? Maybe Carm needed CPR... or something...? Or do you basically have no chance at restitution?

hah. it's funny cuz she got CPR. seriously. i'm not kidding. ask her about it. and ultimately, the towing company was just doing its job from what i can tell...albeit poorly and in an asshole-ish manner. apparently they occasionally patrol that lot and just happened to pluck me out of the group of offenders. yeah they charge too damn much but they gotta make a living i guess. my fight isn't with them, it's with the complex for not properly enforcing their own parking rules, causing things like this to happen. i'll have words with them...once i get my car back. maybe i'll drive it through their door and ask if that's legal parking.

not sure what this means... but it did make me laugh pretty good.

it's from tourette's guy

[jwtemp]

Careful Chikun. You know these guys that hail from the Great White North take their hockey seriously.

LOL. While I can't recommend driving through their door, I would definitely look into getting the complex to get their shit together. You're just the unlucky one sounds like.

JESUS Carm you had CPR?! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

[Carmichal]

Careful Chikun. You know these guys that hail from the Great White North take their hockey seriously.

LOL. While I can't recommend driving through their door, I would definitely look into getting the complex to get their shit together. You're just the unlucky one sounds like.

JESUS Carm you had CPR?! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

I'm not sure... his initials are CPR? He picked me up from work, and we watched game of thrones. I don't remember needing CPR. At any point.

and I only have one sister who I secretly wish would become a cripple.

[Steamer]

I had some Guinness, but.., that's about every day anyhow.

[jwtemp]

Ohhhh. I see. He was making a sexy time joke. OH YOU, Brett, you roguish devil you. > So what's the deal with the eight kids then??? Your parents take in all the strays from the neighborhood? THESE CRYPTIC ANSWERS GOTTA STOP.

GUINNESS YAY! I think I'm going to get stomach replacement surgery so I can go back to beer. I MISS GUINNESS SO MUCH. What's your flavor of choice? I'm a big fan of Extra Stout, myself. Meal in a bottle!

I'm nonstop today. Shouldn't have had all that sweet tea...

[Steamer]

Good ole Stout > Extra Stout > Black Lager