View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?

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  • Fold my toilet paper

    9 56.25%
  • Crumple my toilet paper

    2 12.50%
  • Corn Cob

    2 12.50%
  • I'm fancy and I have a baday

    3 18.75%
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    none of the above
    2011-11-11-22-51-35.jpg

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    GAH. Why the fuck did I click that. :*(

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    see quote in my sig. i answered for carm.

    Through the darkness of futures past,
    The magician longs to see
    One chants out between two worlds:
    Fire, walk with me.

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    30 Grit.
    I hit Brett right in the feels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brett friggin favre View Post
    see quote in my sig. i answered for carm.
    So you use your bare hand?

    Also, what is Corn Cob?
    Last edited by Chikun; 06-02-2013 at 01:56 AM.

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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    Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Toss.
    Personal reform

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    if you crumple when you wipe, you certainly have some doo doo fingers.

    If you were a beautiful sound in the echos all around, I'd be your harmony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Fold Wipe, Toss.
    NONE OF THAT YOU HEAR ME! You fold, wipe, toss. repeat as nesccessary

    My job relies on all of you wasting as much wood related products as possible. SO don't let your fellow CSS player down! Write on only 1 side of the paper.
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO
    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    NONE OF THAT YOU HEAR ME! You fold, wipe, toss. repeat as nesccessary

    My job relies on all of you wasting as much wood related products as possible. SO don't let your fellow CSS player down! Write on only 1 side of the paper.
    I am so elegant in my ass wiping i can fold a paper in half 3 times with one hand, why waste!
    Personal reform

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