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[Yolo Swaggins]

my name is yolo swaggins. I am a professional butt pirate. that is all.

[What]

See this is a person, not a bot, notice the humor and not the rigid genaricness of a bot. Also, totes butt pirate.

[Nemesis]

See this is a person, not a bot, notice the humor and not the rigid genaricness of a bot. Also, totes butt pirate.

Possibly still a faggot though.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

See this is a person, not a bot, notice the humor and not the rigid genaricness of a bot. Also, totes butt pirate.

he's still a retard though. i mean, i'd prefer gimpbot to this clown.

[Yolo Swaggins]

disregard acolyte's dislike, he's still upset about the surprise buttsex from last night, I promised to warm him up first but nothing beats the tightening sensation that comes with the surprise and as such I wasn't able to help myself.

See this is a person, not a bot, notice the humor and not the rigid genaricness of a bot. Also, totes butt pirate.

What humor? I was 100% sincerious about being a professional butt pirate. It's not an easy living but it's a hole that needs filling.

[Chikun]

Just don't break the rules and you'll be fine little Gadfly.

[maynard]

welcome