Captain America is a weird mother fucker.

[Dazlo]

Captain America <ibis.a> bribed me with free admin for a year asking me to give him pictures of my feet. And, I'm only 13. He was gonna try and fap to my feet. To see the conversation, go to my steam account, Dazlo/Waffle Iron and look for screenshots. Do you think this is ethical?

[timmy turner]

I view feet as art bro, and i'm a law student I now the law and understand them well. You were telling me that you wanted admin but could afford it because you don't have the money, so I made you an offer which you accept but obviously declined. And wtf if this BS with fapping to feet. It's so amazing. You came to me for help, and I offered it, you declined and there was no issue. there is no such thing as free admin so you need to make sure you write your words out carefully. I was offering to buy it for you, do you think a man just walks into a car dealership for a car and the owner doesn't expect cash in return you fool. And the funny thing here is, you agreed to it, and now there is a problem, ha.

[jwtemp]

First things first, pedophilia is bad, mmmkay? Second, don't IM with creepy strangers asking for pictures of your feet if you're thirteen years old. Third, zombie mod.

That said, IBIS is not responsible for policing creepy Steam IMs between random players on its servers. I do appreciate the laugh though. Having never run into Captain America <ibis.a> I can only assume he plays on the ZM server exclusively. So I'll say it one more time.

Zombie mod.

[Locust]

zombie mod........

[timmy turner]

There is nothing unethical to it at all. You said you wanted admin. I offered to help you get admin (MEANING: I would be paying the services for you) if you sent me pictures of your feet) lol. There is nothing unethical here at all, unbelievable.

[jwtemp]

Holy Hell, he was actually courageous enough to POST IN THIS THREAD. This is going to be TANTILIZING.

So Timmy, Timmy Turner the law student, TT the foot admirer, tell me, you're seriously taking the position that you were soliciting pictures of a thirteen year old's feet on Steam for the purposes of... art? That's really the line you're taking here? Let's assume for a second I believe that. http://images.google.com Type in feet. Hit Enter. No need to risk a pedophile charge my friend. I would think law school would teach you about Google...

I am... elated at the comedic possibilities this thread represents. After Carm's Dance Studio I didn't think we'd have any competition for thread of the year. Yup. Carm, I'm sorry, you've been dethroned. THIS is the best thread this year, maybe ever.

Zombie mod.

[timmy turner]

Pedophilia: As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in persons 16 years of age or older typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest toward prepubescent children

That sir is not me. Understand the definition well my friends. And, do read his screen shots clearly, I asked for pictures of his feet (feet is not a sexual item/private body part). And im not creepy lol. I've known him for a while, he came looking for help so I offered to help in a non-sexual way. The messages clearly state what I asked for and he agreed (obviously disagreed lol).

[maynard]

Lmfao

[timmy turner]

No jwtemp that's not the line that I am going for. Everyone that I game with, that's knows me well knows I like feet. What is Carm's dance Studio. Yes lol I know about google and I also know that asking someone for pictures of their feet is not against the law or as the kid says, unethical. Pretty smart for a 13 year old.

[SCRIBBLE]

Zombie mod is the goose that lays golden eggs. Keep them coming, this is entertaining.