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  1. Default 3 items to weird out a cashier

    The title says it all.
    3 Items one would buy to weird out a cashier.
    Name a store, then the three items.
    Make sure the store you name has the items or it wouldn't be to fun.
    "Ahem, elixir for the dry throat / Tried to hit the high note, Villain since a itsy bitsy zygote."

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    genuardi's (safeway now i guess)

    condoms.
    whole raw chicken.
    lipstick/fake eyelashes.

    (for full effect, when in line/at checkout you need to point at the chicken and mention how you gotta pretty him up first)
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    tickle me elmo.
    whipped cream
    anal lube

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    Half used can of Axe
    Gamecube
    Big Black dildo

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    walmart
    a size F bra
    whitey tightys
    pampers

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    an eggplant,ky jelly, and a webcam

    walmart

    If you were a beautiful sound in the echos all around, I'd be your harmony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XX0wnsXY View Post
    an eggplant,ky jelly, and a webcam

    walmart
    lmaoo

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    Walmart

    A Live Fish, Knife, Seafood seasoning

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    a baby, a plum, and a book titled "How To Kill Your Baby Using A Plum"

    Through the darkness of futures past,
    The magician longs to see
    One chants out between two worlds:
    Fire, walk with me.

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    Home Depot,

    Lye, Hacksaw, and a Shovel.
    I hit Brett right in the feels.

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