Quote Originally Posted by Assassin View Post
That reminds me, I do still owe your mother the nickel from last nights handy. She's really lost her game as of late, I may go down to paying her in pennies.
You are one broke and lonely dude if you are in debt for a five cent hand job. Desperate enough to put a five cent hand job on credit and having less money than the majority of the homeless population, no wonder you pay an elderly woman for affection as I doubt anyone else would give you the time of day.