Turtles: "No sir, I wasn't looking at pornography."
HR: "Well then what happened"
Turtles: "I was just reading these gaming forums and someone had it in their post"
HR: "Oh, so you were reading forums on company time?"
Turtles: "Um... no, I was looking at pornography. I mean... DAMN YOU WHYTBOIZ!"
HR: "Now you're already in enough trouble. There's no need to add racism to the list"