Pokemonize yourself

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I like this game better. More entertaining.

Nemesis

Type: Scumlord

Abilities: Faggot

Skills:
Heal - casts a giant beam of maple syrup all over himself to grease himself up
Stupify - blurts out the most retarded shit anyone could come up with for 2 dmg
Suck - legit sucks other pokemon dicks to heal himself
Canada - poutine falls out of pockets with every step he takes

Sin

Type: Troll

Abilities: Aquatic

Skills:
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless

Super effective against: Salt

[Steamer]

Sin

Type: Troll

Abilities: Aquatic

Skills:
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless
Splash - Useless

Super effective against: Salt

Mike

Type: Whiner

Abilities: Bitch

Skills:

Cry - Tears heal self for 5 hp
Moan - Caused fear with faggotry sounds
Complain - Frustration causes player to leave after unspecified buildup
Rage - 2 damage to all adject enemies, additional 1 if uner effect of Complain

This is a great game. Best shit here in a while.