Ok this what you do MBP, Go to Target, fill of a cart full of shit, pick up the call of duty 4 box, as your pushing the cart around the store, open the box and get the cd key for free!
Now why would you want to get MBP arrested for breaking the law. He's in enough trouble already for being a perv. Now you want him to be a thief too ?
A virgin like you probably thinks everyone is a pervert. I don't want to start a flame though, so i am going to lock this thread because it is way off topic.