I ask you remain calm or I wont be able to help you. The Clan here does not take kindly to disrespect.
What reason do you have to be playing one handed?
Are you asking for accommodations?
You do relize +left/+right binds are used FAR more often for scripts then they are for legit means. right?
What kills the server are a bunch of bhop scripting fast zombies that even good players cant beat, let alone the average jackasses ZM is filled with.