An engrish teecher? No, Im an internet toughguy like you.
I have an ubarhot girlfriend who I get to blast in the ass with regularity while I rest my congnac on her head and smoke cuban seegars.
I drive a Hummer and a Ferrari when my Porsche is in the shop.
Im am ex Green Beret/Navy Seal/MMA fighter with a closet full of guns, 40 inch biceps and 10000 hit points.
I work for the most powerful and secret government agency that pays me 50 million a year because of my endless charisma and video game prowess. This connection affords me the constant stream of hot chicks lining up to bang me.
Er, Im just a guy. Nobody special.....just like you.