I am guessing that when ZERO cleared out all the inactive players from the stats koolayed got deleted as well. But check this out.

http://www.ibisgaming.com/zm_stats/player.php?id=9686

He has used koolayed as his name before, and he is also from Canada.

I think everyone here knows how much koolayed talked about dicks. In that profile it says the name penis coladas has also been used.

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