Hobo... I will be forced to try one of my father's tricks, when he was in Vietnam... <Hides under the sea of dead bodies, slowing the breathing, waiting for charlie to pass>
He used to tell me "horror" stories of his time in the service... And you know what is scarier than you coming to your friends aid... my father standing over me with a knife, while I was sleeping, thank goodness mom saved me... I love my Mother! She'll watch me back <Har Har Har>