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  1. Default Where Art Tho Servers?

    <ibis log: 694373><Chronic ibis Admin>
    Saturday, July 11, 2009:
    The day started like every other day.
    We loaded the server list as we usually do.
    It appeared to be running, as we saw the other servers being listed.
    But things are not always what they appear.
    The server listed every known server except three.
    These servers (Gun Game, Zombie, and Public) we're controlled by one entity.
    That entity is known only as ibis.
    A clan dedicated to the universes gaming enjoyment, only when were operational.
    This morning they weren't.
    It is our mission to figure out how such an anominally could occur.
    And the only way to achieve this was to brave the Forums!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    <ibis log: 694373><Chronic ibis Admin>
    Saturday, July 11, 2009:
    The day started like every other day.
    We loaded the server list as we usually do.
    It appeared to be running, as we saw the other servers being listed.
    But things are not always what they appear.
    The server listed every known server except three.
    These servers (Gun Game, Zombie, and Public) we're controlled by one entity.
    That entity is known only as ibis.
    A clan dedicated to the universes gaming enjoyment, only when were operational.
    This morning they weren't.
    It is our mission to figure out how such an anominally could occur.
    And the only way to achieve this was to brave the Forums!
    If I had my Marine service revolver, I would have shot myself in the head after reading that bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    <ibis log: 694373><Chronic ibis Admin>
    Saturday, July 11, 2009:
    The day started like every other day.
    We loaded the server list as we usually do.
    It appeared to be running, as we saw the other servers being listed.
    But things are not always what they appear.
    The server listed every known server except three.
    These servers (Gun Game, Zombie, and Public) we're controlled by one entity.
    That entity is known only as ibis.
    A clan dedicated to the universes gaming enjoyment, only when were operational.
    This morning they weren't.
    It is our mission to figure out how such an anominally could occur.
    And the only way to achieve this was to brave the Forums!
    god damn this is not the time to be William Shaksphere or however you spell his name

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    Quote Originally Posted by mastercheff View Post
    god damn this is not the time to be William Shaksphere or however you spell his name
    William Shakespeare.

    Playwright, playwright thief?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mastercheff View Post
    god damn this is not the time to be William Shaksphere or however you spell his name
    A ten second google search isn't that hard.

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    Anyway, yes, the servers are down at the moment.

    I heard that es_tools is fucking things up?

    If it's creating an infinite loop, that will eat the processor cycles and memory and cause it to jam, in Layman's terms, without crashing, and therefore it cannot restart.

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    This is dumb. We're paying $11/mo. for a lagging server with a significant amount of downtime, while the only persons able to restart the machine are on vacation?

    The more trusted regulars should be given access to allow a forced reboot of the server...

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    Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
    This is dumb. We're paying $11/mo. for a lagging server with a significant amount of downtime, while the only persons able to restart the machine are on vacation?

    The more trusted regulars should be given access to allow a forced reboot of the server...
    Maybe Zero should give us his cell so we can take turns bitching about random problems.

    I'm think he would enjoy that more.

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    For once Walter makes sense! LOL

    Good Job Walter <gives Walter a cookie>

    <then hands him a revolver so Walter would willing shoot himself> LOL

    <takes cookie back>

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    Are we all on here cause the servers are down?

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