To sum up the forum threads lately here's a little guide to what to expect in a typical forum post.

1. Topic <Abuse, whining about admin activation, rant, something about narwhals, etc.>
2. First 2-3 posts full of relevant information/ "I witnessed this" post.
3. Bickering
4. Toasties posts something.
5. Walter responds slyly.
6. Christmas comes into the conversation to respond to Walter.
7. The forum thread devolves into "The Christmas-Toasties-Walter Love/Bickering Triangle".
8. IBIS member locks post because it goes completely off topic for 100 or more replies.

I think that sums it up.