Quote Originally Posted by -=NYS=- C.O. View Post
Ouch !! *plane crashing down in flames*
*hits the ejector seat button*

*lands somewhere in the South Pacific waters with a life preserver, dressed in his Army fatigues, and armed with his standard issue Colt .45ACP M1911, a military combat knife, a canister of water, and a tin of biscuits*

*swims to an uninhabited island, builds a shelter using his knife to fell the Palm trees*

*lives off the coconuts and wild berries, and hunts wild boar for food*

*waits for the war to end*