What's good Pimps?

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it.

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

Como ? Tu no sabes de eso loco ! Dimelo loco !! LOL

[Sin]

Como que no se d'eso hombre?!?!

Hahahaha! Ahi la tenia en la cocina casi todas las noches... pero al fin me canse d'ella tu sabe'.

[loka]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it.

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

gross... exactamente yo quiero arrancar mis ojos... fucking gross... puneta.

[inthebutt]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it.

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

sin have you ever tried a:

quarterback??
sneak a peek??
angry white dragon??
frisbee??
wet snowball??

I recommend all of them if you can in one night.

[Sin]

No thanks inthebutt. I don't know about you, but I prefer women.

[&&toasties]

no that is gross. that girl weighs 90 pounds at best. i have a limit of 125+
plus you would think i would not be that fucking stupid to date a skeletor.

then we can't work out, Loka....

I weigh 170...

am I over your limit, love?

[inthebutt]

No thanks inthebutt. I don't know about you, but I prefer women.

those are sex positions dummy, the donkey punch isn't the best one ya know.

[Sin]

those are sex positions dummy, the donkey punch isn't the best one ya know.

Dude... I don't know what these terms mean in your neck of the woods but in the PA/NJ/NY area, but these terms either don't have shit to do with sex (frisbee), are used to refer to something homosexual males enjoy doing (quarterbacking, snowballing), or is just something "new" that I've never heard of being used sexually (sneak a peak?).

The only one on that list of crap you mentioned that I have done with past women is the "Angry White Dragon". Though I've never heard it with the "white" though it does make sense. I've heard "albino" but not white.

My ex was a masochist though, so I did many things I'm sure have nicknames that I've never heard of, but I digress...

Between the Donkey Punch and the Angry Dragon... Donkey Punch wins by far. Especially when you hit them JUST right.

[inthebutt]

Dude... I don't know what these terms mean in your neck of the woods but in the PA/NJ/NY area, but these terms either don't have shit to do with sex (frisbee), are used to refer to something homosexual males enjoy doing (quarterbacking, snowballing), or is just something "new" that I've never heard of being used sexually (sneak a peak?).

The only one on that list of crap you mentioned that I have done with past women is the "Angry White Dragon". Though I've never heard it with the "white" though it does make sense. I've heard "albino" but not white.

My ex was a masochist though, so I did many things I'm sure have nicknames that I've never heard of, but I digress...

Between the Donkey Punch and the Angry Dragon... Donkey Punch wins by far. Especially when you hit them JUST right.

art opening is boring as hell so I whipped out my iphone to type this out just for sin.

quarterback = doing it doggy and sticking both your thumbs in her butthole while yelling out hut hut hike

sneak a peak = doing it doggy and pretending you came while drooling a bit on her back, she turns around and you blast it in her face.

angry white dragon = cause if you do it right when the cum come out of her nose it looks like white smoke.

frisbee = when your blowing it in her face you whip your penis back and forth so its like a dog eating a frisbee

wet snowball = is where you jack off in your hand and sneak up on your girl and throw it in her face like a surprise attack with a snowball

[loka]

then we can't work out, Loka....

I weigh 170...

am I over your limit, love?

lol. no your not. i meant i dont date girls under 125. she has to be over and around my size so you win sexy.