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    Quote Originally Posted by I LIKE TURTLES View Post
    Yeah funny story, we rented a van on sunday so we could drive to the west side of the island. However, the douche who was in charge of entering the spot into the navi, entered the wrong shit... we ended up driving 1.5 hours to the south tip of the island into bumble fuck PR. Drove up and down mountains, saw chickens and dogs running wild, saw a guy laying on the ground after his motorcycle had gotten run over by a truck, and saw a boulder in the middle of the road that looked like it had just fallen from above... Then the navi died and wouldnt turn back on, so we had an adventure trying to get back to square 1.
    COOL STUFF in bumblefuck PR.
    ROFL! Fuckin skanks in the country side. I'm sure you passed Naranjito. That town has a million anti-life curves and turns on the side of the mountain.

    Sounds like a good time though, did you hit up any "puerto rican moonshine"? That shit puts hair on your chest...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    ROFL! Fuckin skanks in the country side. I'm sure you passed Naranjito. That town has a million anti-life curves and turns on the side of the mountain.

    Sounds like a good time though, did you hit up any "puerto rican moonshine"? That shit puts hair on your chest...
    Nahhh but we did go to a shady ass massage parlor. My buddy got JO'd for 120$ rofl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I LIKE TURTLES View Post
    Nahhh but we did go to a shady ass massage parlor. My buddy got JO'd for 120$ rofl.
    WTF?!

    That's the most ridiculous rub-n-tug I've ever heard of. He got ripped off.


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    Haha..
    60$ for the "massage"
    60$ for the JO session.

    an extra 20 he could have gotten a BJ, as well as herpes


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    Quote Originally Posted by I LIKE TURTLES View Post
    Haha..
    60$ for the "massage"
    60$ for the JO session.

    an extra 20 he could have gotten a BJ, as well as herpes
    Well now he only has to worry at which stage her HPV was at. Lul. xD


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    Luckily HPV doesn't affect us guys. Unless of course, your girl who didnt have it before, suddenly finds out she has it during her pap.

    HAHA good luck explaining that one.
    Luckily my boy is single.


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    Warts don't discriminate man! But that is only in a severe case. Either way... fuckin' expensive ass rub-n-tug.


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    Only cool people have warts.


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    [see my sig]


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    Quote Originally Posted by -=NYS=- C.O. View Post
    We're laughing at you. You have to be the dumbest skank ever.
    But the thing is, I've been laughing at you.

    Cause your insults are cute, and make me giggle on the inside.

    You're so freakin' adorable, you skank<33



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