Gone for a week

[I LIKE TURTLES]

ROFL! Fuckin skanks in the country side. I'm sure you passed Naranjito. That town has a million anti-life curves and turns on the side of the mountain.

Sounds like a good time though, did you hit up any "puerto rican moonshine"? That shit puts hair on your chest...

Nahhh but we did go to a shady ass massage parlor. My buddy got JO'd for 120$ rofl.