C'mon, guys, it's time for you to rant about your shit that doesn't work.

My car's water pump has a leak of epic proportions, and I am having to fill it up with water/radiator fluid at least a couple of times a day. As awesome as it is to have steam pouring out from underneath your hood as you wait outside the preschool and assure all the moms walking by that you can indeed handle things...

And then there was the little girl who jumped and clapped her hands over her ears when I started the car.