How's it hanging, fucker?

Things are a little worse for wear since you left. ZM is getting rogessively noobier (sonic made me rage quit with all the map votes he was making), WCS still has the EVA available, PUB is empty, and GG is cool.

Other than that, how are you? Who the hell cut you?

I'd also like to know if the rumor is true that the women in the armed forces get passed around for sex with all the guys in a specific platoon/comapny/regiment/whatever. It is very important that I know this information.