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    Default Pick-Up Lines

    What say you and I go behind a rock pile and get a little boulder...

    Are you a library book? 'Cause I'm checkin' you out!

    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written aaaall over you.

    I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?!

    The word of the day is legs. Whaddaya say you and I go back to my place and spread the word?



    Those are my favorites. I know you guys have some.

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    my dick just died and i was wondering if i could bury it in your ass. needless to say it works every time.
    Last edited by uuntiltheendd; 10-31-2009 at 07:20 PM.

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    Wanna grab a coffee?

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    I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.....Hasn't failed me yet.
    Last edited by EVL_Ripper; 10-31-2009 at 08:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper View Post
    I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.....Hasn't failed me yet.
    That doesn't even make sense.

    So far all of you fail at pick-up lines. Keep trying though, I'm sure one day you'll get it...

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    You're far too critical and judgemental. Walter can you have now......I'm done.

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    my personal favorite and hasn't failed me yet, "how come I expected to see a bar full of hot women but I only see you??"
    -The enemy of my enemy is my friend-

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    Ren= Flirt
    Untiltheend= Perv
    Walter= Sweetheart
    EVL_Ripper= Oh GOD
    InTheButt= Smooth Talker.... LAME!!!
    http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab219/sillylilcutie/imgonnagetchasigcopy.jpg
    Every @-}---- Has Its Thorn

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    what ever getcha if I wanted to, I could have you back at my place and undressed in less than 2 drinks.
    -The enemy of my enemy is my friend-

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    Ugh. I insult people and she calls me a flirt. Her powers of observation may be lacking, though.

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