Pick-Up Lines

[Scrubbleboo]

MmHmm Sureee
I have a man TY Very Much!!

But Keep Dreaming.... Ohhh Wait, I see you already are! Silly me

*Can't Touch This*

The comprehension is not strong with this one.

[Envy]

Hey, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
*pause for answer* (usually no unless your an asshole like me who learned what it was to cock block my friends)
Just enough to break the ice, my name's *insert name*

[walterbrunswick]

Heh!

If I were'nt with someone, and you didn't live so far away
Then Yes, I would Love To ^^

Ladies and gentlemen...

That's how it's done. Treat a lady with respect, and you will get respect back.

STATEN ISLAND GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!

[Scrubbleboo]

Ladies and gentlemen...

That's how it's done. Treat a lady with respect, and you will get respect back.

STATEN ISLAND GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!

[inthebutt]

I ROFL'ed at this.

oh and getcha don't flatter yourself. I said if I wanted to, not that I need to or will. Trust me your far from the type of girl I would approach at a bar.

as for walter, you keep trying to be smooth with the ladies, but we all know the only ones that will listen to you are the underage ones.

[EVL_Ripper]

So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?

So here I am. What were your other two wishes?

When God made you, he was showing off.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

I think I lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

How much does it cost to own you? <-----------Getcha's favorite.

[Ren]

i got FC and K all i need is U

Now that's a good one.

Edit: NM, all of Ripper's were awesome.

[Christmas]

My username=this thread.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

im drunk your drunk HOLY SHIT.. lets fuck

for a kinky chick... hey babe, my dick is white wanna help make it brown o.O



one for the ladys, hey boy i saw you by this hotdog stand and was wonderin if i could get a 5 finger discount on a hotdog (;


for a ugly dude... here have one more, then it wont matter that im ugly

to size it up, 6 inches is half a whole foot, 1/3 a yard so imagine just how much bigger 8 inches really is. just think about it mam and tell me you dontt want me to buy you a drink agian. *then walk away*

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

my personal fav pick up line though is this

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