Pick-Up Lines

[Scrubbleboo]

Ladies and gentlemen...

That's how it's done. Treat a lady with respect, and you will get respect back.

STATEN ISLAND GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!

[inthebutt]

I ROFL'ed at this.

oh and getcha don't flatter yourself. I said if I wanted to, not that I need to or will. Trust me your far from the type of girl I would approach at a bar.

as for walter, you keep trying to be smooth with the ladies, but we all know the only ones that will listen to you are the underage ones.

[EVL_Ripper]

So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?

So here I am. What were your other two wishes?

When God made you, he was showing off.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

I think I lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

How much does it cost to own you? <-----------Getcha's favorite.