im drunk your drunk HOLY SHIT.. lets fuck

for a kinky chick... hey babe, my dick is white wanna help make it brown o.O



one for the ladys, hey boy i saw you by this hotdog stand and was wonderin if i could get a 5 finger discount on a hotdog (;


for a ugly dude... here have one more, then it wont matter that im ugly

to size it up, 6 inches is half a whole foot, 1/3 a yard so imagine just how much bigger 8 inches really is. just think about it mam and tell me you dontt want me to buy you a drink agian. *then walk away*