Quote Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper View Post
I love you and you're the sweetest smartest and most beautiful woman I've ever met and I'm thankful and fortunate to have you in my life.
I will fuck you up the fucking ass with a non-lubricated CACTUS.


Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
I knew it!

It's that flu vaccine with the booster.

We warned you
Yes, this is actually my guess (the booster being irrelevant). Apparently getting the flu vaccine ends up causing your body to fight an essentially very mild flu. And guess what happens when diabetics get sick? High blood sugars. Guess what happens when you have high blood sugar? YOU GET PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED.