Epicness

[Jeimuzu]

It's been awhile since I had a conversation with Cleverbot.. It is still the same idiotic piece of junk it was back then..

Cleaverbot: What are your plans?

Jeimuzu: I don't have any. What about you?

I think they might actually come from asia.

Jeimuzu:Who is they?

The people I'm trying to hug.

Jeimuzu:Who are you trying to hug? And why?

I don't need to argue with anyone.

Jeimuzu:I'm not arguing. I'm asking you questions.

Let's start this again shall we?

Jeimuzu:Why?

Because.

Jeimuzu:I've talked with you before. You are still the annoying smartass A.I. I remember.

I am not.

Jeimuzu:Are too.

This is childish.

Jeimuzu:I know you are, but what am I?

You are cleverbot.

Jeimuzu:I'm going to hurt you..

Hurt me then, but you lack a body to do it with.

Jeimuzu:Time is a temporary construct of a feeble human intellect trying desparately to understand the concept that events occur in a specific order.

I don't understand.

Jeimuzu:It means if I, Jeimuzu, am the cleaverbot, then I am capable of outliving you and other organic species.

I submit to your wisdom and power oh great almighty Cleverbot!

Jeimuzu:That's right.. Bow before me.

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Freaking dumbass computer..