An Open Letter to Bella the Barfing Cat:

Dear Bella,

You are the best cat I have ever owned, and I am completely willing to tolerate your overdeveloped gag reflex. I have done so thus far with courage and dignity. However, I do think it ungrateful of you to exercise this reflex on top of my bed and wish for you to cease and desist immediately.

Sincerely,
Ren