Autumn... did you put on some weight?


Autumn's boyfriend was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. Autumn was
really pissed.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When Autumn woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Smaller than she had expected.

Confused, Autumn put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Her boyfriend has been missing since her last post!

~Rogue

p.s. i hope she knows i'm kidding ..... that she even has a boyfriend... lol