Post a joke

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

Whitney Huston is a traitor, she made all that money starring in a Pepsi ad, just to spend it all on coke.

[brett friggin favre]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

Whitney Huston is a traitor, she made all that money starring in a Pepsi ad, just to spend it all on coke.

mikey...a 27 month necro?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

mikey...a 27 month necro?

1. It's still a relevant thread.
2. I wanted to share a joke without creating a duplicate thread for joke posting
3. My movie thread is a necroed thread from way back, why can't a thread for jokes be necroed?

Is it because it was me? Oh no mikey did somthing tell him he is wrongggggg.

Post jokes make us laugh we post jokes, pretty simple Derp.

[brett friggin favre]

1. It's still a relevant thread.
2. I wanted to share a joke without creating a duplicate thread for joke posting
3. My movie thread is a necroed thread from way back, why can't a thread for jokes be necroed?

honestly i just found that gif and wanted to use it.

Peyton Manning walks into a bar. Bartender says "scotch with peanut butter, right?" Manning looks stunned, and asks the bartender "Exactly...how do you know I drink that?" Bartender says "Well Mr.Ed just walked in with Sarah Jessica Parker and ordered the same thing, figured it was a family deal."

it's bad but i had to make something up.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.

"A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

[XX0wnsXY]

This is the part where I google "funny jokes"...because I have no sense of humor :P

[blackmail242]

This is the part where I google "funny jokes"...because I have no sense of humor :P

A: Same here B: Just listen to panda raging for about 5 minutes and you'll have enough material for 3 years

[Steamer]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

Whitney Huston

Fixed.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Fixed.

I APProve this fix


Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in her hat and called it "HEHRHEHEGWHEH"!

A bus full of butt ugly people is driving down the road when it crashes, blows up, and kills everyone inside. The people all go to heaven and meet God at the gates, he says, since you have all been good people you will get one wish each. All the people cheer and line up, the first guys say, "I want to be gorgeous," So God snaps his finger and the man is gorgeous, the second man hears this and decides he wants to be gorgeous too, so he asked for the same thing, and so on and so on everyone wants to be gorgeous. about halfway through the line a man in the back starts laughing, everyone wonders but no one knows why, so it goes on and on, once they get to the last man, God says, why are you laughing, and the man replies, make em all ugly again!

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