Three generations of couples lived together in one home. One night the Middle aged couple was walking past the young couples room, when they heard a 'Click, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, WHEE!, Ahh!'. The next morning the middle aged man asked the young couple about the noise from their room. "Well," begins young John. "The Click was me turning off the light, the pitter-patter, pitter-padder, was me running across the room, the WHEE! was me jumping in the air, and the Ahh! was me landing on my wife."

Middle aged John thought this was interesting, haven't done it in years, he decided to make a go at it. That night Old man John was passing past the middle aged John's room, when he heard a 'Click, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, WHEEE!, Ahh!'. The next morning the old man asked John Jr. about the noise from their room. "Well," begins John Jr. "The Click was me turning off the light, the pitter-patter, pitter-padder, pitter-padder, was me running across the room, the WHEEE! was me jumping in the air, and the Ahh! was me landing on my wife."

Old man John thought about the good old days, and with a sense of young spirit, he decided to try it on his wife. That night young John was passing past old man John's room, when he heard a 'Click, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, WHEEEEE!, OOOOUUU!'. Old man John came stumbling out of the room. Young John asked him about the noise from their room. "Well," begins John Sr.. "The Click was me turning off the light, the pitter-patter, pitter-padder, pitter-padder, pitter-padder, was me running across the room, the WHEEEEE! was me jumping in the air, and the OOOOUUU! was me landing on the bed post."

~Rogue