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[Jeimuzu]

A husband and wife are snuggling in bed when the passion begins to heat up.

Suddenly then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

Befuddled the husband responded quite taken back, "WHAT???"

The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. As they lie there snuggling, the two drift off to sleep.

The next morning the husband decides to take his wife shopping at a Macy's Department Store. As they walk around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, "We 'll take all three of them." Then goes over and grabs a pair of matching shoes worth $200 each.

Later they stop to the Jewelry Department and check out a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited, though she thinks her husband has lost his marbles, however she pay no mind. She goes for a tennis bracelet.

The husband says "But Honey, you don 't even play tennis," but quickly replies, "But, if you really like it, then lets get it."

The wife gets so excited, she cannot even believe what is going on, and she begins jumping up and down. So excited she can hardly contain herself. "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The husband repiles, " No, no no... Honey, we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.

"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red as she is about to explode when the husband continues, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"

~Rogue

That was awesome.. I'm so doing that if this ever happens to me.

[Jeimuzu]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2724-trolls/

[Lovely Ritta]

Here is something if your bored. I read it awhile back.

Oh wow, I really feel like a moron, I sat there and patiently read it all. That was extremely anticlimactic, and not at all funny, actually I enjoyed that story but didn't laugh at all. Well... maybe at myself for thinking I would eventually get to the funny part. Grrrr. I'm so mad.

[Jeimuzu]

XD.. Jokes on you. No hard feelings though? >.>

Mainly it's to see how people treat their lives and experiences.

But yeah, I agree. The punch line wasn't all that great.

[ChronicVT]

Guess i am going to have to kill you now, Jeimuzu ... no hard feelings ...

L L

~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

Lmao...

Anyhow..

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."

[Lovely Ritta]

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

Whitney Huston is a traitor, she made all that money starring in a Pepsi ad, just to spend it all on coke.

[brett friggin favre]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

Whitney Huston is a traitor, she made all that money starring in a Pepsi ad, just to spend it all on coke.

mikey...a 27 month necro?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

mikey...a 27 month necro?

1. It's still a relevant thread.
2. I wanted to share a joke without creating a duplicate thread for joke posting
3. My movie thread is a necroed thread from way back, why can't a thread for jokes be necroed?

Is it because it was me? Oh no mikey did somthing tell him he is wrongggggg.

Post jokes make us laugh we post jokes, pretty simple Derp.