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[๖ReS]

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked.

Yeah you probably did.

[Ren]

I like how none of those were jokes.

[uuntiltheendd]

I like how none of those were jokes.

lmao i was like ..........................

[Kavinsky]

what do you call a man with no idea what the fans want in a mod but believes his one vision is the way to go when 70% of his good players have left or switched over to gungame and pub?

Zero of course!

[Ren]

I like how people expect Zero to do fucking EVERYTHING. I wonder how many useless suggestions he gets bombarded with per day (yes, I've done it too).

[XxMastagunzxX]

He does a lot more then people think, we just can't see it.

[Jeimuzu]

Always thought this was an awesome comic.

Note, you might have to save it and zoom in to read it.

[DeadEyeDeNNi$]

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the
work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him
in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He
was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up
our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at
Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best
perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt,
black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black
mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Would you like a life cookie? *holds hand out*

YES i would

well to bad no one cares!



my friend Theorys joke for skinny people

"hey you got any barbaque sauce for those ribs *points at skinny person*"

[Lolsbian]

A horse walks into the bar. Bartender looks up and asks, "Why the long face?"