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[uuntiltheendd]

I like how none of those were jokes.

lmao i was like ..........................

[Kavinsky]

what do you call a man with no idea what the fans want in a mod but believes his one vision is the way to go when 70% of his good players have left or switched over to gungame and pub?

Zero of course!

[Ren]

I like how people expect Zero to do fucking EVERYTHING. I wonder how many useless suggestions he gets bombarded with per day (yes, I've done it too).

[XxMastagunzxX]

He does a lot more then people think, we just can't see it.

[Jeimuzu]

Always thought this was an awesome comic.

Note, you might have to save it and zoom in to read it.

[anex]

Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How is a Jew different from a pizza?
A pizza wont scream in the oven.

What sucks about fucking a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The 14 year old in my basement.

What did the asian family name their deformed son?
Somting Wong.

Whats awesome about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There twenty of them.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?!

How do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
Use the blender.
How do you get it out again?
Tostitos.

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Rub your bloody penis on its teddy bear..

How do you start a race in Ethiopia?
Roll a penny down the road.

How do you find the richest person in Ethiopia?
Find the person who found the penny.

Why did Hitler kill himself??
Because he saw the gas bill

Why can't women ski?
Because there is no snow in the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
Walking.

So three queers are sitting in a hottub when a bubble of sperm floats to the top... one says "hey who farted?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you know an asian's robbed your house?
Your homework's done, there's a bite out of your dog's leg, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.

dialogue]
Dude1: I want to be just like Hitler some day.
Dude2: Okay ???
Dude1: Ima kill all the jews and 1 Clown.
Dude2: Why 1 clown?
Dude1: See no1 cares about the jews.

[ChronicVT]

I work on Tuesday, Tuesday is my secretary...
One day Tuesday and I were invited to a party, on the way there we got a flat tire...
I pumped, she pumped, then we got out and fixed the flat tire...
When we arrived at the party everyone was feeling merry...
Mary got disgusted and left...
As the party began a naked lady jumped out of a cake, everyone got a piece, it was delicious...
Oh so was the cake...
At the height of the party, everyone was jumping for joy...
Poor Joy, Hnaging nude from the chandelier...
After the party I drove Tuesday home...
Broke my penis between her legs...

~Rogue

[๖ReS]

Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How is a Jew different from a pizza?
A pizza wont scream in the oven.

What sucks about fucking a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The 14 year old in my basement.

What did the asian family name their deformed son?
Somting Wong.

Whats awesome about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There twenty of them.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?!

How do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
Use the blender.
How do you get it out again?
Tostitos.

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Rub your bloody penis on its teddy bear..

How do you start a race in Ethiopia?
Roll a penny down the road.

How do you find the richest person in Ethiopia?
Find the person who found the penny.

Why did Hitler kill himself??
Because he saw the gas bill

Why can't women ski?
Because there is no snow in the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
Walking.

So three queers are sitting in a hottub when a bubble of sperm floats to the top... one says "hey who farted?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you know an asian's robbed your house?
Your homework's done, there's a bite out of your dog's leg, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.

dialogue]
Dude1: I want to be just like Hitler some day.
Dude2: Okay ???
Dude1: Ima kill all the jews and 1 Clown.
Dude2: Why 1 clown?
Dude1: See no1 cares about the jews.

wow..

[Ren]

Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How is a Jew different from a pizza?
A pizza wont scream in the oven.

What sucks about fucking a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The 14 year old in my basement.

What did the asian family name their deformed son?
Somting Wong.

Whats awesome about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There twenty of them.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?!

How do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
Use the blender.
How do you get it out again?
Tostitos.

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Rub your bloody penis on its teddy bear..

How do you start a race in Ethiopia?
Roll a penny down the road.

How do you find the richest person in Ethiopia?
Find the person who found the penny.

Why did Hitler kill himself??
Because he saw the gas bill

Why can't women ski?
Because there is no snow in the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
Walking.

So three queers are sitting in a hottub when a bubble of sperm floats to the top... one says "hey who farted?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you know an asian's robbed your house?
Your homework's done, there's a bite out of your dog's leg, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.

dialogue]
Dude1: I want to be just like Hitler some day.
Dude2: Okay ???
Dude1: Ima kill all the jews and 1 Clown.
Dude2: Why 1 clown?
Dude1: See no1 cares about the jews.

You fail.

[DeadEyeDeNNi$]

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the
work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him
in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He
was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up
our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at
Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best
perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt,
black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black
mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?