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[Ren]

Whats the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How is a Jew different from a pizza?
A pizza wont scream in the oven.

What sucks about fucking a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.

Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The 14 year old in my basement.

What did the asian family name their deformed son?
Somting Wong.

Whats awesome about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There twenty of them.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?!

How do you get a baby in a tupperwear container?
Use the blender.
How do you get it out again?
Tostitos.

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Rub your bloody penis on its teddy bear..

How do you start a race in Ethiopia?
Roll a penny down the road.

How do you find the richest person in Ethiopia?
Find the person who found the penny.

Why did Hitler kill himself??
Because he saw the gas bill

Why can't women ski?
Because there is no snow in the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
Walking.

So three queers are sitting in a hottub when a bubble of sperm floats to the top... one says "hey who farted?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you know an asian's robbed your house?
Your homework's done, there's a bite out of your dog's leg, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway.

dialogue]
Dude1: I want to be just like Hitler some day.
Dude2: Okay ???
Dude1: Ima kill all the jews and 1 Clown.
Dude2: Why 1 clown?
Dude1: See no1 cares about the jews.

You fail.

[uuntiltheendd]

a baby seal walks into a club.

[๖ReS]

a baby seal walks into a club.

Hahahahahaha.

How do you get a one armed Polock out of a tree ?

Wave.

[XxMastagunzxX]

toasties

[Ren]

a baby seal walks into a club.

You stole that from me. Blatantly.

[ChronicVT]

Two guys walk into a bar... you think one of them would see it!

~Rogue

[walterbrunswick]

Two guys walk into a bar... you think one of them would see it!

~Rogue

[ChronicVT]

REDNECK LOGIC

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

[Jeimuzu]