Sunday school teacher is discussing with her students about God and the Heavens. "When you think of Heaven," asks the teacher. "what do you think gets to heaven first?" She points to a young girl in the group named Amanda. Amanda put her hands together as if to pray and said, "My hands, cause they are closest to the Lord." "Good answer." smiled the teacher. "And you, Frankie?". Frankie thought for a second and blurted out, "My eyes, cause it's the first thing to see his Holiness!" "Not bad, Frankie, not bad. And let's see, Mellisa? What would you say is the first thing to get to Heaven?" Mellisa pauses a brief moment and replies, "My heart, because it is already there." "Beautiful answer." beams the teacher. Looking around she then point out Johnie. "Johnie, can you enlighten the class with your brilliance?" Johnie wasted no time yelling out "My Feet!". The teacher was taken back, "Johnie explain your self this instant." "Well," said Johnie. "I was walking past my parents room, and my mom had her feet in the air, yelling 'Oh Lord I'm coming, Oh Lord I'm coming!'" Teacher was floored but before she could get a word in edge wise Johnie finished, "But don't worry she didn't leave, Daddy was holding her down!"