Three preachers were out on the lake. First one stands up and said, "By the act of God, we forgot the picnic basket." So he stands up, steps out of the boat, tip toes across the water to shore, picks up the basket, tip toes back to the boat, and sits down in the boat. Second one stands up and sez, "By the act of God, we forgot the wine." So he stands up, steps out of the boat, tip toes across the water to shore, picks up the wine, tip toes back to the boat, and sits down in the boat. Third one stands up and sez, "By the act of God, we forgot our bibles." So he stands up steps off the boat and sinks. The second preacher asked the first preacher, "Think we should tell him where the rocks are?"

~Rogue