A man and woman with 2 children, son and daughter, are having sex, as usual the husband has the lights turned off, as it has been for 9 years of marriage. finally the wife decides to turn them on and sees her husband using a cucumber instead of his own manhood. angered she screams, "your not a man, ur a disgrace and a failure as a husband and a lover!"

the husband replies, "care to explain our 2 children?" (ya i worded that wrong eat me)