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[Curdy]

Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of £2

and we will send you the video it's hilarious!!!

[๖ReS]

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[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Whatdo you call a fish with no eyes





FSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ImGonnaGetCha]

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked.

Today, I was working at a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face.

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan.

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine.

[๖ReS]

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked.

Yeah you probably did.

[Ren]

I like how none of those were jokes.

[uuntiltheendd]

I like how none of those were jokes.

lmao i was like ..........................

[ChronicVT]

Three generations of couples lived together in one home. One night the Middle aged couple was walking past the young couples room, when they heard a 'Click, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, WHEE!, Ahh!'. The next morning the middle aged man asked the young couple about the noise from their room. "Well," begins young John. "The Click was me turning off the light, the pitter-patter, pitter-padder, was me running across the room, the WHEE! was me jumping in the air, and the Ahh! was me landing on my wife."

Middle aged John thought this was interesting, haven't done it in years, he decided to make a go at it. That night Old man John was passing past the middle aged John's room, when he heard a 'Click, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, WHEEE!, Ahh!'. The next morning the old man asked John Jr. about the noise from their room. "Well," begins John Jr. "The Click was me turning off the light, the pitter-patter, pitter-padder, pitter-padder, was me running across the room, the WHEEE! was me jumping in the air, and the Ahh! was me landing on my wife."

Old man John thought about the good old days, and with a sense of young spirit, he decided to try it on his wife. That night young John was passing past old man John's room, when he heard a 'Click, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, pitter-patter, pitter-padder, WHEEEEE!, OOOOUUU!'. Old man John came stumbling out of the room. Young John asked him about the noise from their room. "Well," begins John Sr.. "The Click was me turning off the light, the pitter-patter, pitter-padder, pitter-padder, pitter-padder, was me running across the room, the WHEEEEE! was me jumping in the air, and the OOOOUUU! was me landing on the bed post."

~Rogue

[- |STFU Bitch| -]

A man and woman with 2 children, son and daughter, are having sex, as usual the husband has the lights turned off, as it has been for 9 years of marriage. finally the wife decides to turn them on and sees her husband using a cucumber instead of his own manhood. angered she screams, "your not a man, ur a disgrace and a failure as a husband and a lover!"

the husband replies, "care to explain our 2 children?" (ya i worded that wrong eat me)

[Ren]

A man and woman with 2 children, son and daughter, are having sex, as usual the husband has the lights turned off, as it has been for 9 years of marriage. finally the wife decides to turn them on and sees her husband using a cucumber instead of his own manhood. angered she screams, "your not a man, ur a disgrace and a failure as a husband and a lover!"

the husband replies, "care to explain our 2 children?" (ya i worded that wrong eat me)

So... He used a cucumber on her for years and years just to test and see if she was cheating on him and would get pregnant? Not that it seemed to concern him, because after she had already had two children, he's just sitting there plugging away with the cucumber like always.

IT MAKES NO SENSE, AUGH.