Impossible to Please

[ChronicVT]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."



~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

You know we made a joke thread, right?

[ChronicVT]

I had thought about running a Humorous thread... however... folks around here love to spam... not share jokes... they love to comment... it would not be a commentable thread, less it was another joke... some around here have no sense of humor... other's take it to far... some take it personal... some make it easy... either way i would if EVERYONE agreed to post JOKES and not responses, comments or any thing that would not constitute as a humor!

we can talk about it... I'll keep it in mind

~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

I had thought about running a Humorous thread... however... folks around here love to spam... not share jokes... they love to comment... it would not be a commentable thread, less it was another joke... some around here have no sense of humor... other's take it to far... some take it personal... some make it easy... either way i would if EVERYONE agreed to post JOKES and not responses, comments or any thing that would not constitute as a humor!

So true.. Anyhow, was just a thought.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

So true.. Anyhow, was just a thought.

Stop raining on his parade u dick head and kiss me.

[&&toasties]

You're on a roll aren't you?

Lmao!

[maynard]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

see my post above to jeim's post. (minus the kissing part)

p.s. i love that picture. maybe i do want a kiss after all.

[Jeimuzu]

Turtles, you may be skilled in some aspects.. But talent is wasted without a mind to use it wisely.

Go get a female companion of some sort, a dog, a goat, whatever doesn't end up trying to kill you, start a family, and find something to do other than trolling the forums asking for kisses from someone of the same gender.

Might I recommend IMVU? You would get along with people great there probably.

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

And Maynard, Chronic is right about people spamming threads. (Just look at Turtles.. He really must have slow days..) So at least try to understand his reasons for making extra threads, even though it probably isn't necessary. But a lot of things aren't necessary, so we might as well enjoy what isn't sometimes.

[&&toasties]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.