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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."



    ~Rogue
    So true.

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    Lol... I couldn't help but laugh.. I forgot all about that Inthebutt.

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeimuzu View Post
    Lol... I couldn't help but laugh.. I forgot all about that Inthebutt.
    Hi James,

    Did you have a happy thanksgiving?

    I was thinking about you all night... had trouble sleeping.

    Hope all is well.


    PEW PEW PEW™

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    Increasingly well actually.

    Got a new 20 inch HD monitor. Good ol' Black Friday.

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeimuzu View Post
    Increasingly well actually.

    Got a new 20 inch HD monitor. Good ol' Black Friday.
    You actually went? What time did you line up? Did you pitch a tent? We (friends in upstate NY) were laughing at the people who flocked for Black Friday... and I couldn't believe people got arrested for budding in line... good ol' capitalist America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
    You actually went? What time did you line up? Did you pitch a tent? We (friends in upstate NY) were laughing at the people who flocked for Black Friday... and I couldn't believe people got arrested for budding in line... good ol' capitalist America.
    And yet your stupid enough not to analyze why they got arrested cause there was probably numerous times where people were trampled to death

    because of that shit (mostly at Wal Mart) ...and cutting in line just causes problems. Also Walter your the only one to pitch a tent around here and you'll most

    likely get arrested for being an old guy in line for Toys-R-Us (<---Police know your a pedo!! when your in line with kids in your tent while you hand out

    candy) and also there something called BUYING ONLINE YOU DUMB BASTARD......As for me i got my self a new LG 27 inch monitor for $360

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    Went at 2 am, waited until about 5 am to get into Best Buy. I went with my cousin though, so it wasn't boring. The wait was there and gone before we even realized it. Besides, I'd be up at that time anyways. And I'd like to see you find a monitor this good for 80 dollars. (Note that my mother is paranoid, which prevents me from ordering anything online, or I would have.)

    It's definitely an upgrade compared to my 12 year old IBM 16 inch monitor..

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death View Post
    And yet your stupid enough not to analyze why they got arrested cause there was probably numerous times where people were trampled to death

    because of that shit (mostly at Wal Mart) ...and cutting in line just causes problems. Also Walter your the only one to pitch a tent around here and you'll most

    likely get arrested for being an old guy in line for Toys-R-Us (<---Police know your a pedo!! when your in line with kids in your tent while you hand out

    candy) and also there something called BUYING ONLINE YOU DUMB BASTARD......As for me i got my self a new LG 27 inch monitor for $360
    Fuck your hostility, fuck your bad grammar, and FUCK YOU! You can shove that fucking monitor up your tight asshole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
    Fuck your hostility, fuck your bad grammar, and FUCK YOU! You can shove that fucking monitor up your tight asshole!


    Dude your way to easy to piss off..that's why i do it

    And you never did get a joke but w/e Hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death View Post


    Dude your way to easy to piss off..that's why i do it

    And you never did get a joke but w/e Hahahahaha
    I love tits. FYI

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