Impossible to Please

[I LIKE TURTLES]

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

see my post above to jeim's post. (minus the kissing part)

p.s. i love that picture. maybe i do want a kiss after all.

[Jeimuzu]

Turtles, you may be skilled in some aspects.. But talent is wasted without a mind to use it wisely.

Go get a female companion of some sort, a dog, a goat, whatever doesn't end up trying to kill you, start a family, and find something to do other than trolling the forums asking for kisses from someone of the same gender.

Might I recommend IMVU? You would get along with people great there probably.

stop spamming plz. there's a joke thread. you don't need 2 make a new thread for every single joke you find.

And Maynard, Chronic is right about people spamming threads. (Just look at Turtles.. He really must have slow days..) So at least try to understand his reasons for making extra threads, even though it probably isn't necessary. But a lot of things aren't necessary, so we might as well enjoy what isn't sometimes.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Turtles, you may be skilled in some aspects.. But talent is wasted without a mind to use it wisely.

Go get a female companion of some sort, a dog, a goat, whatever doesn't end up trying to kill you, start a family, and find something to do other than trolling the forums asking for kisses from someone of the same gender.

Might I recommend IMVU? You would get along with people great there probably.
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Teenager Confucius,

You must be mistaken... just because you offer your help to morons regarding ZM and/or functions of an Ibis admin, does not mean a goddamn thing.

Instead of offering help, I offer my opinion (negative). We can spend all day arguing about who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck. This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

I appreciate your concern with how I live my life, but if you think about it... If i'm a troll, that makes you a troll as well. Cute right? I am the big bad mean black troll and you are the soft and cuddly pink/yellow fluffy troll who likes to spread hugs around to everyone. You James are so cute, which is why I still want to make out with you.

Now, kiss me or shut up.

P.S. Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

(Write that one down, it's better than your boring shitty quotes.)

[Christmas]

Teenager Confucius,

You must be mistaken... just because you offer your help to morons regarding ZM and/or functions of an Ibis admin, does not mean a goddamn thing.

Instead of offering help, I offer my opinion (negative). We can spend all day arguing about who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck. This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

I appreciate your concern with how I live my life, but if you think about it... If i'm a troll, that makes you a troll as well. Cute right? I am the big bad mean black troll and you are the soft and cuddly pink/yellow fluffy troll who likes to spread hugs around to everyone. You James are so cute, which is why I still want to make out with you.

Now, kiss me or shut up.

P.S. Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

(Write that one down, it's better than your boring shitty quotes.)

Turtles: gayest troll ever.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Turtles: gayest troll ever.

#1 fan of mine, how have you been?

[Sin]

Clutchest. Post. Ever.

[Christmas]

#1 fan of mine, how have you been?

I think you have me mistaken for someone else.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

I think you have me mistaken for someone else.

Nope not possible. No one else comes into a server mid game, looks at my always amazing score, and cries under his breathe (into the mic) about me using an awp. It's so cute.

You're cute.

[Jeimuzu]

You must be mistaken... just because you offer your help to morons regarding ZM and/or functions of an Ibis admin, does not mean a goddamn thing.

Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?

Instead of offering help, I offer my opinion (negative). We can spend all day arguing about who's right and who's wrong. At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck. This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

This isn't about who is right or who is wrong, this is about the idiocy you seem to display with nearly every single post.

I appreciate your concern with how I live my life, but if you think about it... If i'm a troll, that makes you a troll as well. Cute right? I am the big bad mean black troll and you are the soft and cuddly pink/yellow fluffy troll who likes to spread hugs around to everyone. You James are so cute, which is why I still want to make out with you.

I'm a troll because I'm calling you a troll, eh? That means you admitted to being a troll! The first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one.. Congrats. Oh, and kissing you is theoretically impossible unless an incredibly unfortunate chain of events were to occur that would completely go against all logic and reason. So get it out of your head that it will ever happen, because probability says it won't, even if I were to agree.

Now, kiss me or shut up.

"This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want."

Assuming the statement above is true, your an idiot. And that's not an opinion either, that's fact. ^_^ Have a nice day.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?



This isn't about who is right or who is wrong, this is about the idiocy you seem to display with nearly every single post.



I'm a troll because I'm calling you a troll, eh? That means you admitted to being a troll! The first step to fixing the problem is admitting you have one.. Congrats. Oh, and kissing you is theoretically impossible unless an incredibly unfortunate chain of events were to occur that would completely go against all logic and reason. So get it out of your head that it will ever happen, because probability says it won't, even if I were to agree.



"This is the internet, I can say whatever the fuck I want, when I want."

Assuming the statement above is true, your an idiot. And that's not an opinion either, that's fact. ^_^ Have a nice day.

Child Confucius,

You are so cute when you get mad, it kind of turns me on. Kids shouldn't grow up as fast as you have, it decreases the likelihood that I will be able to kiss them. James, you are the perfect ideal IBIS citizen. When I have a family of my own, I will try very hard to raise such a well rounded individual like yourself (when it comes to forum & cs rules).

It took me quite some time to invoke some sort of negative reaction out of you. You resisted as much as you possibly could, but in the end... I got what I was looking for. A big retaliation post never been seen before coming out of kid confucius' mouth! Oh dear! (This is usually when we have make up sex.. angry, mean, make up sex. I just wanted to throw it out there that I'll gladly take an angry kiss as well).

"Kinda like your meaningless and pathetic life?" Yes, my life is so meaningless and pathetic. Nooooo what am I going to do after you attacked my life!!! It's over for me! You seem to have a lot of anger you hold inside. Is it because your life has been hard on you?

Don't blame me for making your life difficult, because I had no part in that. I want to kiss you, that is all.

^_^ right back at you honey ^_^