Turtles, you may be skilled in some aspects.. But talent is wasted without a mind to use it wisely.
Go get a female companion of some sort, a dog, a goat, whatever doesn't end up trying to kill you, start a family, and find something to do other than trolling the forums asking for kisses from someone of the same gender.
Might I recommend IMVU? You would get along with people great there probably.
And Maynard, Chronic is right about people spamming threads. (Just look at Turtles.. He really must have slow days..) So at least try to understand his reasons for making extra threads, even though it probably isn't necessary. But a lot of things aren't necessary, so we might as well enjoy what isn't sometimes.