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    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."



    ~Rogue

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    You know we made a joke thread, right?

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    I had thought about running a Humorous thread... however... folks around here love to spam... not share jokes... they love to comment... it would not be a commentable thread, less it was another joke... some around here have no sense of humor... other's take it to far... some take it personal... some make it easy... either way i would if EVERYONE agreed to post JOKES and not responses, comments or any thing that would not constitute as a humor!

    we can talk about it... I'll keep it in mind

    ~Rogue

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    I had thought about running a Humorous thread... however... folks around here love to spam... not share jokes... they love to comment... it would not be a commentable thread, less it was another joke... some around here have no sense of humor... other's take it to far... some take it personal... some make it easy... either way i would if EVERYONE agreed to post JOKES and not responses, comments or any thing that would not constitute as a humor!
    So true.. Anyhow, was just a thought.

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeimuzu View Post
    So true.. Anyhow, was just a thought.
    Stop raining on his parade u dick head and kiss me.


    PEW PEW PEW™

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    You're on a roll aren't you?

    Lmao!



    That’s the funny thing about trolls: They love to do something horrible, then accuse you of doing something horrible when you call them on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."



    ~Rogue
    So true.

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    Lol... I couldn't help but laugh.. I forgot all about that Inthebutt.

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeimuzu View Post
    Lol... I couldn't help but laugh.. I forgot all about that Inthebutt.
    Hi James,

    Did you have a happy thanksgiving?

    I was thinking about you all night... had trouble sleeping.

    Hope all is well.


    PEW PEW PEW™

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    Increasingly well actually.

    Got a new 20 inch HD monitor. Good ol' Black Friday.

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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