Words of Advice

[Christmas]

"When in doubt, bring a sniper out." - Cousin

"Mess with the best, die like the rest." - Cousin

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list." - Friend Charles

"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open." - Friend Charles

"Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath." - Friend Charles

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - Me... <.<'

Your friend and cousin don't have any minds of their own, since virtually every one of those I have heard from other sources.

[Ren]

Yeah, I was thinking that I'd heard those before...


The only advice that I remember is my dear old dad saying, "Pond scum inevitably rises to the top." He loves saying "pond scum." He always warned me not to date pond scum. I think he just liked seeing how many times he could say pond scum. Which is kind of what I'm doing now. Pond scum.

[Christmas]

Yeah, I was thinking that I'd heard those before...


The only advice that I remember is my dear old dad saying, "Pond scum inevitably rises to the top." He loves saying "pond scum." He always warned me not to date pond scum. I think he just liked seeing how many times he could say pond scum. Which is kind of what I'm doing now. Pond scum.

I could show you the benefits of getting with pond scum, if you know what I mean.


Bow chicka wow wow.

[Ren]

I could show you a witty reply, if you know what I mean.

Bow chicka... Nah, I got nothin'.

[Christmas]

I could show you a witty reply, if you know what I mean.

Bow chicka... Nah, I got nothin'.

You disappoint me.

[Ren]

You disappoint me.

Better than me taking you up on your offer and you disappointing me, if you know what I mean.

[Christmas]

Better than me taking you up on your offer and you disappointing me, if you know what I mean.

Hey as long as you have a good poker face, if you know what I mean.

[Ren]

Hey as long as you have a good poker face, if you know what I mean.

I'd have to, considering I probably wouldn't even be able to tell when it was in, if you know what I mean.

[Christmas]

I'd have to, considering I probably wouldn't even be able to tell when it was in, if you know what I mean.

[loka]