ok heres the deal,

You need to come up with Words of advice that someone has givin you or something funny that you have heard been said.

For example:
My grandfather- "If you cant see marrying the bitch, then you dont need to be fucking her "

and here are some other ones i've heard or read.

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."