Santa doesn't exist, you loser.
But it was funny...last night at work, this little kid kept bashing Santa.
Saying he was fat and all.
His mom got upset and pointed to me saying, "Don't say anything bad about Santa, she's an undercover Elf."
He got all flustered and hugged me apologising to me saying he didn't mean what he said about Santa and then he cried.
It. Was. Adorable.