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    Quote Originally Posted by Curdy View Post
    oh also why is this a fail thread walter why would you want to delete this?
    Well you know I figured that this was primarily a gaming-oriented forum not a sex forum.

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    And then I remember that this was IBIS, so nevermind, carry on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Monic View Post
    I got that KY Yours and Mine shit for my wife and me but it sucks........unless you like having a numbing sensation on your cods
    i was thinking about trying that stuff but nvm.. ill stick with the ky warming liquid.

    my gf thinks the warming stuff is annoying but i like it. whats annoying is when she tells me to pretend like im raping her.. thats just weird.. oops, tmi.

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper View Post
    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curdy View Post
    bascally its a ring that fits around a dick and vibrates turning any chaps dick into a vibrating dildo, the point of a cock ring is purely to enhance sex
    So... I'm assuming the cock ring is primarily for the woman's pleasure, then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper View Post
    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .
    all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
    speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
    So... I'm assuming the cock ring is primarily for the woman's pleasure, then?
    This.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
    So... I'm assuming the cock ring is primarily for the woman's pleasure, then?
    well.... there are gay men..

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    A vibrating cock ring sounds a little fruity for a straight guy, that's all I'm sayin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
    speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

    That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.


    oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...


    Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

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